AKA Pedobear: Hey I heard you were 15
AKA Pedobear: I said I heard you were 15
AKA Pedobear: you have a nice tumblr
AhMunnaEatChoo95: ...thank you.
AhMunnaEatChoo95: but actually i'm not 15
AhMunnaEatChoo95: i'm 11
AKA Pedobear: How old?
AKA Pedobear: oh my!
AKA Pedobear: even better
AKA Pedobear: we have so much in common
AKA Pedobear: I am 11 too!
AhMunnaEatChoo95: oh lovely!
AKA Pedobear: Want some candy?
AhMunnaEatChoo95: what kind is it?
AKA Pedobear: loli pops
AKA Pedobear: i love lolis
AhMunnaEatChoo95: tootsie rolls are better.
AKA Pedobear: I have those too!
AhMunnaEatChoo95: are they in your big white van!?
AKA Pedobear: no...
AKA Pedobear: that's creepy!
AhMunnaEatChoo95: oh, well sorry.
AhMunnaEatChoo95: you just seem like the creepy type.
AhMunnaEatChoo95: i mean what?
AKA Pedobear: Oh no I am a nice pedo
AKA Pedobear: i mean
AKA Pedobear: bear
AhMunnaEatChoo95: oh right, right.
AKA Pedobear: So miss 11 year old
AKA Pedobear: where are your parents
AhMunnaEatChoo95: they are out. i'm not sure where.
AKA Pedobear: Oh
AKA Pedobear: Shall I come over and protect you?
AhMunnaEatChoo95: if you wish.
AKA Pedobear: I'll bring my tootsie roles
AKA Pedobear: wait a minute...
AKA Pedobear: Is this
AKA Pedobear: chris Hansen?
AhMunnaEatChoo95: this is a trap.
AKA Pedobear: PEDO BEAR USES TELEPORT!
AKA Pedobear: PEDOBEAR GOT AWAY SAFELY!
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my ears are burning from the gauging. i’m basically dead.